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Post by The Owner on Feb 11, 2007 11:26:21 GMT -5
8 man tournament
Roger "Knight" Richardson vs. Ryan Skye
Raine Savard vs. Thierry Freeman
Smokey Jones vs. Stacy Keene
Michael Payne vs. Jack Sawyer
Alternate matches
JC Manna vs. Arnold C.J Asswhoopings
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Post by mastablasta on Feb 11, 2007 14:00:21 GMT -5
"Dragon Fly" Ryan Skye: So I'm looking to see who I'm booked against and I notice that Roger Richardson is a half a foot toller and nearly 100 pounds heavier. I can't be considered a favorite going into this. S0 when the ref does raise my hand at the end of the night, I'll slap hands with all the fans go to the back, get drunk and do it all with my belt!
OOC- This is a one night tourney, right?
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Post by The Owner on Feb 11, 2007 14:29:09 GMT -5
((yes))
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Post by jack on Feb 11, 2007 16:47:23 GMT -5
"Dragon Fly" Ryan Skye: when the ref does raise my hand at the end of the night, I'll slap hands with all the fans go to the back, get drunk and do it all with my belt! [/size] [/quote] Hey mastabata, er mastablasta, I assume your little flunky Skye is refering to the plastic belt he got at the Dollarama, yes? Because theres no way he'll hold any REAL belts with my fighters in this org! |
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Post by mastablasta on Feb 11, 2007 17:00:22 GMT -5
Hey mastabata, er mastablasta, I assume your little flunky Skye is refering to the plastic belt he got at the Dollarama, yes? Because theres no way he'll hold any REAL belts with my fighters in this org! OOC- Mastablasta is just my s/n. You should know this because I clearly stated my fighter was the one who was talking. Mastablasta is not a real person, it's just a general username. "Dragon Fly" Ryan Skye: Whoa, bro. Chill out. Just because you're scared of losinng to the smallest man in the tournament, doesn't mean you need to get your undersized panties in a bunch. Geez. |
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Post by jack on Feb 11, 2007 17:11:33 GMT -5
(OOC - I am aware of this... lol But I couldn't resist the knock on the name  ) Skye you have been dropped on your head one too many times if you seriously believe you will win the 8 man tourney. End of story. |
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Post by mastablasta on Feb 11, 2007 17:19:07 GMT -5
Skye you have been dropped on your head one too many times if you seriously believe you will win the 8 man tourney. End of story.
"Dragon Fly" Ryan Skye: Bro, I know how to take a bump. Just wait and see. I'll fly circles around all of you. And that belt will fit mighty nicely around my waist. |
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Post by badboy on Feb 11, 2007 17:26:43 GMT -5
Looks like I get to knock me out some black guy.
I've got news for you Jones, kicks don't mean SHIT next to punching. You're going down.
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Post by smokeyjones on Feb 11, 2007 17:27:50 GMT -5
We'll see about that big man. I might just chop you down to size, I've got the best kicks out of anyone in this tournament.
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Post by jack on Feb 11, 2007 17:31:22 GMT -5
Skye you have been dropped on your head one too many times if you seriously believe you will win the 8 man tourney. End of story.
"Dragon Fly" Ryan Skye: Bro, I know how to take a bump. Well I'm glad! I wont feel bad when my boy "bumps" you into unconsciousness. |
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Post by mastablasta on Feb 11, 2007 17:35:59 GMT -5
"Dragon Fly" Ryan Skye: You obviously don't know what a bump is. Like I told 'Knight', bro: leave the pro wrestling lingo, to the pros.
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Post by douchebagjones on Feb 11, 2007 20:39:10 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Arnold C.J Asswhoopings:[/glow] I've been preparing for this fight really hard with my female secretary, Daddy-O.
We cut scene to an expensive, matted training area. Arnold C.J Asswhoopings stares down a short, blond woman.
" Wrestling rules," he says.
She shoots in and to take Asswhoopings down; he attempts a sloppy sprawl. While on the ground, Asswhoopings tries to make a base, which is quickly broken down by Daddy-O. He is pinned.
Asswhoopings gets up, disheveled and says:
" Umm, kickboxing rules," he says.
They put on wraps and gloves and begin to spar. Daddy-O lands several hard round kicks to his thigh. He gives a delayed reaction check. Asswhoopings moves forward to throw a haymaker, but is met with a flurry of hooks and upper-cuts. Daddy-O throws a high roundkick to finish him off. He's knocked out for twenty minutes.
When he is finally slapped awake, he grunts:
" BJJ rules," he says.
The two go to the center of the mat, now clad in gis. Daddy-O wears a simple, white gi with a black belt tied around her waist. Asswhoopings' gi is pimped out, and he wears a tye dye belt.
At the start of the bout, Asswhoopings rushes forward, but is thrown with a head-and-arm throw. Landing flat on his back, he squirms around trying to free himself from Daddy-O's kesa-gatami pin. Daddy-O applies an armlock on him. After several seconds, a pop is heard and Asswhoopings' screams. She lets go, and he rolls over holding his arm. He moans:
" Ummm."
" Can you continue?"
" Yes."
" MMA rules?"
" No..... Ghetto Gladiator rules!"
" Wah?!?!?!"
Arnold C.J Asswhoopings gets up and goes to a rack on the wall. With his good arm, he grabs a weapon..... A baseball bat with nails driven through it. He charges at here, and Daddy-O scurries over a desk and out the front door. Arnold C.J Asswhoopings screams after her:
" You know my name, bitch!"
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Post by JC Manna on Feb 11, 2007 21:24:53 GMT -5
now i get a chance to get in and show my skillls
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Post by douchebagjones on Feb 11, 2007 21:33:05 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Arnold C.J Asswhoopings:[/glow]
You won't have much time to showcase your skillz while my fist is probing your facial extremeties!
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Post by Random on Feb 12, 2007 17:52:15 GMT -5
Payne: Looking to sink in a first round flying armbar here.
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