Post by The Owner on Feb 18, 2007 15:38:15 GMT -5
The lights go out in this small arena located at Pahrump, Nevada just a few miles west of Las Vegas.
The Lights come back on and the owner of the USFC-Paul Livingston appears in the ring.
Paul Livingston-Before we start off this show ,I want to talk about the monopoly IMMAF holds over mma.You see I couldn't get sanctioned in the state of Nevada ,because of the bullshit that IMMAF pulls day in and day out.IMMAF doesn't want to see the USFC do good ,they think they're just going to put the USFC out of business ,well do you know what I have to say to that?FUCK YOU ,you're wrong Costanzo!The USFC isn't going to lay down for anyone!We got a great night of fights lined up here and we're going to make waves in the mma world.This is just going to be the first of many great cards ,with some of the best fighters from around the world.Before I go ,I would just like to thank all the fans for showing up tonight ,you're going to see an mma show ,like you've never seen before.
The fans roar in approval as Livingston walks to the back.
Leon Taylor-Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to USFC 1!My namens Leon Taylor and I'm you're play by play guy here tonight and this here is my partner ,Michael Hood.
Michael Hood-What the fuck do you mean you're partner?I don't go that way Taylor.I love the ladies.
Taylor-That's not what I meant Hood.
Hood-Than what do you mean homo?
Taylor-Can we talk about the fights or are you going to keep on insulting me?
Hood-We can talk about whatever you want.
Taylor-Alright than lets talk about the fantastic card we have lined up here for you tonight.We have the return to mma of Roger "Knight" Richardson taking on the ever exciting 'Dragon Fly' Ryan Skye.We also have a world class kickboxer in Smoky Jones taking on the badboy Stacy Keene.That should be a very exciting fight.We also have Thierry Freeman taking on Raine Savard and Michael Payne taking on Jack Sawyer.This is a historical night full of nothing ,but great fights and we're glad you joined us aren't we Hood?
Hood-Yeah ,because I wouldn't get paid if no one watched.
Taylor-Alright we're going to kick off USFC 1 with a qualifying match ,when the very eccentric Arnold CJ Asswhoopings takes on JC Manna.
Hood-What kind of name is CJ Asswhoopings anyway?
Taylor-I don't know Michael ,that's just the name it says on the card.I know a little bit about this CJ fellow from his fights at Battle Royale.
Hood-Yeah ,I remember this clown from Battle Royale as well ,he's the jerkoff that got his head kicked off by that Bishop guy.
Taylor-Hood ,it's not nice to call people jerkoffs.
Hood-Fuck you Taylor! *Takes out flask and takes big drink*
.........ROUND 1 STARTS.........
JC MANNA DRIVES ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS INTO THE CORNER!......
HE RUSHES AND SHOOTS FOR A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN
... ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS SPRAWLS AND
JC MANNA IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
JC MANNA PULLS GUARD!......
Taylor-JC Manna coming out very aggressive looking to get this fight to the ground quickly.
Hood-Arnold had a pretty nice sprawl that time ,JC was able to pull guard on him.I think this is going to be a good fight and I'm not easily impressed.
Taylor-God knows that's true.
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS GOES FOR A SHIN LOCK BUT JC MANNA SLIPS FREE......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS LOCKS ON A SIDE CHOKE......
CRIPPLING LOCK.......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
JC MANNA SLIPS FREE......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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Taylor-It was JC who really wanted this fight to go to the ground ,but it seems ,like Arnold is actually the one with the advantage down here.
Hood-Yeah ,I'm pretty surprized by this myself.Arnold's already went for two solid submission attempts and is looking more impressive than his last fight against Bishop.
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES.....
JC MANNA BLOCKS.....
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS...
A COUPLE GET THROUGH......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS SEES AN OPENING...........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES...
JC MANNA DODGES.....
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
Taylor-Arnold seems to be softening JC up ,it looks like Arnold's looking to throw some peppering shot to distract JC while he looks for a submission to lock on.
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JC MANNA COUNTERS WITH A KNEE BAR ...........
PUNISHING LOCK.......
JC MANNA WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
Taylor-Just like I said earlier ,he was setting up the sub.
Hood-Yeah ,but even though it looks real tight I think JC will be able to get out.
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS SLIPS FREE......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
Hood-See he's free now.
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS SEES AN OPENING...........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES...
JC MANNA BLOCKS.....
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
Taylor-It looks ,like JC may be setting up for something.
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JC MANNA COUNTERS WITH A TOE HOLD ...........
CRIPPLING LOCK.......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS HAS TORN LIGAMENTS IN HIS ANKLE......
JC MANNA WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
JC MANNA SECURES THE LOCK AND ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS TAPS OUT ..... GREAT TOE HOLD BY JC MANNA!!!!
JC MANNA WINS BY SUB / TOE HOLD AT THE TIME OF 1 : 24 OF ROUND 1 .
Taylor-WOW!!!Beautiful toe hold by Manna.
Hood-JC was getting his ass kicked for most of the fight ,as short as it was ,but saw an opening and capitalized.Great toe hold by Manna.
The Lights come back on and the owner of the USFC-Paul Livingston appears in the ring.
Paul Livingston-Before we start off this show ,I want to talk about the monopoly IMMAF holds over mma.You see I couldn't get sanctioned in the state of Nevada ,because of the bullshit that IMMAF pulls day in and day out.IMMAF doesn't want to see the USFC do good ,they think they're just going to put the USFC out of business ,well do you know what I have to say to that?FUCK YOU ,you're wrong Costanzo!The USFC isn't going to lay down for anyone!We got a great night of fights lined up here and we're going to make waves in the mma world.This is just going to be the first of many great cards ,with some of the best fighters from around the world.Before I go ,I would just like to thank all the fans for showing up tonight ,you're going to see an mma show ,like you've never seen before.
The fans roar in approval as Livingston walks to the back.
USFC 1
Leon Taylor-Hello ladies and gentleman and welcome to USFC 1!My namens Leon Taylor and I'm you're play by play guy here tonight and this here is my partner ,Michael Hood.
Michael Hood-What the fuck do you mean you're partner?I don't go that way Taylor.I love the ladies.
Taylor-That's not what I meant Hood.
Hood-Than what do you mean homo?
Taylor-Can we talk about the fights or are you going to keep on insulting me?
Hood-We can talk about whatever you want.
Taylor-Alright than lets talk about the fantastic card we have lined up here for you tonight.We have the return to mma of Roger "Knight" Richardson taking on the ever exciting 'Dragon Fly' Ryan Skye.We also have a world class kickboxer in Smoky Jones taking on the badboy Stacy Keene.That should be a very exciting fight.We also have Thierry Freeman taking on Raine Savard and Michael Payne taking on Jack Sawyer.This is a historical night full of nothing ,but great fights and we're glad you joined us aren't we Hood?
Hood-Yeah ,because I wouldn't get paid if no one watched.
Taylor-Alright we're going to kick off USFC 1 with a qualifying match ,when the very eccentric Arnold CJ Asswhoopings takes on JC Manna.
Hood-What kind of name is CJ Asswhoopings anyway?
Taylor-I don't know Michael ,that's just the name it says on the card.I know a little bit about this CJ fellow from his fights at Battle Royale.
Hood-Yeah ,I remember this clown from Battle Royale as well ,he's the jerkoff that got his head kicked off by that Bishop guy.
Taylor-Hood ,it's not nice to call people jerkoffs.
Hood-Fuck you Taylor! *Takes out flask and takes big drink*
.........ROUND 1 STARTS.........
JC MANNA DRIVES ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS INTO THE CORNER!......
HE RUSHES AND SHOOTS FOR A SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN
... ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS SPRAWLS AND
JC MANNA IS ON ALL FOURS POSITION......
JC MANNA PULLS GUARD!......
Taylor-JC Manna coming out very aggressive looking to get this fight to the ground quickly.
Hood-Arnold had a pretty nice sprawl that time ,JC was able to pull guard on him.I think this is going to be a good fight and I'm not easily impressed.
Taylor-God knows that's true.
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
.........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
.........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS GOES FOR A SHIN LOCK BUT JC MANNA SLIPS FREE......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
.........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
.........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS POSITIONS HIMSELF FOR THE LOCK......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS LOCKS ON A SIDE CHOKE......
CRIPPLING LOCK.......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
JC MANNA SLIPS FREE......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
.........
Taylor-It was JC who really wanted this fight to go to the ground ,but it seems ,like Arnold is actually the one with the advantage down here.
Hood-Yeah ,I'm pretty surprized by this myself.Arnold's already went for two solid submission attempts and is looking more impressive than his last fight against Bishop.
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS FIRES A SERIES OF PUNCHES.....
JC MANNA BLOCKS.....
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
.........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
.........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS FIRES A SERIES OF HEADBUTTS...
A COUPLE GET THROUGH......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
.........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS SEES AN OPENING...........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES...
JC MANNA DODGES.....
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
Taylor-Arnold seems to be softening JC up ,it looks like Arnold's looking to throw some peppering shot to distract JC while he looks for a submission to lock on.
.........
JC MANNA COUNTERS WITH A KNEE BAR ...........
PUNISHING LOCK.......
JC MANNA WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
Taylor-Just like I said earlier ,he was setting up the sub.
Hood-Yeah ,but even though it looks real tight I think JC will be able to get out.
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS SLIPS FREE......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
Hood-See he's free now.
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
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ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
.........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS SEES AN OPENING...........
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS FIRES A FLURRY OF PUNCHES...
JC MANNA BLOCKS.....
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS IS IN JC MANNA'S HALF GUARD........
Taylor-It looks ,like JC may be setting up for something.
.........
JC MANNA COUNTERS WITH A TOE HOLD ...........
CRIPPLING LOCK.......
ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS HAS TORN LIGAMENTS IN HIS ANKLE......
JC MANNA WRENCHES THE LOCK!!!......
JC MANNA SECURES THE LOCK AND ARNOLD CJ ASSWHOOPINGS TAPS OUT ..... GREAT TOE HOLD BY JC MANNA!!!!
JC MANNA WINS BY SUB / TOE HOLD AT THE TIME OF 1 : 24 OF ROUND 1 .
Taylor-WOW!!!Beautiful toe hold by Manna.
Hood-JC was getting his ass kicked for most of the fight ,as short as it was ,but saw an opening and capitalized.Great toe hold by Manna.